Cutey Squid.

Deep, deep in the Earth's' Biosphere, far far below the intertidal meeting places. Beneath the Epipelagic zone, down, down past the twilight mesopelagic, bathypelagic and abyssopelagic, to finally the deepest,... coldest,... blackest. Where no man, and fewer bunnies, have touched. To the hadal zone.
There, under the pressure of a thousand atmospheres, floating just above tectonic plates whose surface lay covered in an ooze of mud and deceased pelagic organisms hovers...Cutey Squid!This adorable little fellow likes spending his endless nights collecting luminescent photophores, and rare 1950s bubble gum cards. For a good time call 055-0986337. Calls are $4.30 per minute.