Ahhh!
Lampreys 33.33s - the thick effluvium nebula that envelops even the most pristine of surroundings.
Settling in for the long term, this acrid, tar filled pallor lay like a fluffy corpse across scenic fields, suburban parks and metropolitan streets alike.
Surely it's time for a refreshing* Lampreys 33.33 patented flavour cylinder!
Lay waste to blood, brain and body cells alike. More addictive than the most delightful opiate and more expensive per gram than cartridge ink.
Lampreys Enclosed-Intake-Mask will take you places you may well have wished stayed far away. But take you it will, half blind and sedated as a hibernating mole-rat, deep into the worm infested pit of your stomach, doubled over in despair, as you realise this is your lot, until the end of time...... ENJOY!

*not at all refreshing.